Classic Album Reviews: BEACH HOUSE Bloom

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Beach House has been making the same album over and over since 2006, and each time they get a bit better at it. “Bloom” is the third iteration of their self-titled record. Immediately recognizable from the first moments of “Myth” is the group’s signature melancholia. They do a fantastic job of creating an immersive atmosphere, one that is enjoyable and easy to get lost in. However, there isn’t a moment’s rest from the sleepy air, and suddenly the songs are audible molasses. This isn’t helped by the downhill trend in quality of the songs and Legrand’s mild vocal cadence. Frankly, the album is far too safe and familiar. The instruments are not so much deliberate as they are timid, and the vocals never attempt anything to seize attention. Not only is its depression overwhelming, but it is difficult to hold back the yawns. “Bloom” has the qualities of a lullaby.

While most of this record is slow, it is not without exceptional moments. “Myth” has stylish guitar flourishes and is an all-around quality song that stands out from the ones following it. “Wild” ends in a seamless fusion of the vocals and synth and “New Year” is plain catchy. The rest of “Bloom” is a different story. “The Hours” has choppy vocal delivery, “Wishes” is just a long and pointless buildup, and “Other People” is the kind of song that might as well end after the first chorus. Even after multiple listens, few of the tracks distinguish themselves in memory. Needless to say, these songs are all tedious listens and sound too similar. “Lazuli”, an equally dull song, goes nowhere for three minutes and then leaves us with a two-minute broken record of an outro. Over repetition makes another appearance in the final track, “Irene”. Halfway through a song with an excellent melody, everything cuts except a droning synth and guitar. Next, the layers are brought back at an excruciatingly slow pace that is enough to botch the song’s climax. Then, after minutes of silence, a hidden track meanders its way to the album’s close.

The Shoegaze genre faded from existence for a reason; people get bored easily. Beach House cannot expect to make the same songs and hold the twenty-first century listener’s attention. Unless they make some major changes to their sound, their following won’t be getting much larger.

 

Score: 6.8/10

 

Album Review by Zach Norton, January 2017

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2015 Albums and EPs of the Year

2015

Since this site is mainly set up to review albums, it is pretty much expected that I make an AOTY post.  However, is it a little ridiculous to be posting one for 2015 during the last week in September?  Maybe.  But did I also just launch this site a few weeks ago and have nothing better to do?  Absolutely.  So despite the fact that there’s only 3 months left in 2016, here are my top 10 favorite albums and top 5 favorite EPs of last year.

EPs

1. The Glitch Mob – Piece of the Indestructible

2. Seven Lions – The Throes of Winter

3. Emarosa – Versus Reimagined

4. Altars – A Profound Respect For Life

5. Columbus – Home Remedy

 

Albums

1. Oceano – Ascendants

2. Cattle Decapitation – The Anthropocene Extinction

3. Dance Gavin Dance – Instant Gratification

4. Iwrestledabearonce – Hail Mary

5. Enter Shikari – The Mindsweep

6. Angelmaker – Dissentient

7. The Last Ten Seconds Of Life – Soulless Hymns

8. Kublai Khan – New Strength

9. The Story So Far – The Story So Far

10. Beach House – Depression Cherry

Honorable Mentions (In No Particular Order):

Hundredth – Free, The Wonder Years – No Closer To Heaven, Counterparts – Tragedy Will Find Us, Justin Bieber – Purpose, Strawberry Girls – American Graffiti, Crooks (UK) – Are We All the Same Distance Apart, Fit For An Autopsy – Absolute Hope Absolute Hell, Better Off – Milk, Purity Ring – Another Eternity, Black Tongue – The Unconquerable Dark, Skrillex and Diplo Present Jack U.

There are way too many releases and artists listed for me to go and individually discuss each one and their significance, so if there is an artist you’ve never heard of before or an album you haven’t listened to yet definitely go check it out!  This list took me a ridiculously long time to make, as you can tell by the extensive list of Honorable Mentions.  So regardless if an album made the top 10 or not be sure to give it a listen and let me know what albums and EPs you consider to be the best of 2015.  I promise that the 2016 AOTY list will not be released 10 months too late like the 2015 one.